Hi, my name is Alyssa. I'm 18 years old. I am currently in college. I go on tumblr cause I only have 3 friends and they actually have lives. Welp, byeeeeeee c;
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
How to spoon:
- Dick hard on the butt
- Titty in my hand
- Kiss ya neck
- Hell yeah
HOW TO SPOON
- DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
- TITTY IN MY HAND
- KISS YA NECK
- H E L L Y E A H
If you lick my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.
The American collegiate system in one gif set
the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke